Warped Survey...

1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My Hair.

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Lavender

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Oh yes...never regret kisses.

4. Do you plan outfits?
Naw, I'm a "fly by the seat of my pants" kind of girl..and often look like it.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
Weird. It's hard to breathe deep and I had a rough day.

6. Whats the closest thing to you that's red?
My Nail Tips

7. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
Believe it or not, last night I had a dream that I was slow dancing with Matthew McConaughey and we were nose tip to nose tip. He wanted to kiss me, and I kept burying my face in his neck. What the hell was I thinking???

8. Did you meet anybody new today?
Not face to face.

9. What are you craving right now?
To feel better.

10. Do you floss?
Absolutely!

11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Corned Beef...always the carnivore.

12. Are you emotional?
I can usually pick and choose.

13. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes, but not lately.

14. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Both. I stab it and mix it around. Sometimes I use a fork.

15. Do you like your hair?
It's ok...a little dry.

16. Do you like yourself?
Most of the time.

17. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Absolutely. Although he might not have been our best President, I will always be thankful for his calm after 9-11.

18. What are you listening to right now?
The TV in the other room and the tapping of my fingers.

19. Are your parents strict?
They were, in the Jehovah's Witness phase. I was always self-sufficient though.

20. Would you go sky diving?
Is this summer soon enough?

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
Yes, but only in very small amounts.

22. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes. I do live in California. I've met a few.

23. Do you rent movies often?
No. We have lots of movies. And there never seems to be enough time.

24. Is there anything sparkly in the room you're in?
The ring on my finger is doing a fine job.

25. How many countries have you visited?
Four.

26. Have you made a prank phone call?
Of course.

27. Ever been on a train?
Not to get from point A to point B....but I'll never forget the ride.

28. Brown or white eggs?
I prefer brown, but eat both

29.Do you have a cell phone?
Yes, but soon it will be the 32GB iPhone.

30. Do you use chapstick?
No, but I do use Lip balm.

31. Do you own a gun?
Hell yes. A Sig 40.

32. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes.

33. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Husband and the boy.

34. Are you too forgiving?
Not anymore.

35. Ever been in love?
Oh yea.

37. Ever have cream puffs?
Yea.

38. Last time you cried?
An hour ago.

39. What was the last question you asked?
Would you sign this for me hun?

40. Favorite time of the year?
That's too difficult. I like all the seasons in their turn.

41. Do you have any tattoos?
Nope

42. Are you sarcastic?
Eff yea...and if you don't like it...Suck it! I need to drink some more of my margarita...sorry ladies.

43. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Is that a sex move?

44. Have you ever walked into a wall?
walls, doors, other people...

45. Favorite color?
Black and red

46. Have you ever slapped someone?
Oh yea.

47. Is your hair curly?
Kinky curly...I chemically straighten it.

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Velvet Revolver

49. Do looks matter?
Not anymore.

50. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I used to say no. But as I get older, I realize that I'm losing my sense of black and white. That there are grey areas and maybe I shouldn't judge.

51. Is your phone bill sky high?
It's fair.

52. Do you like your life right now?
Most of it. And it's getting better every day.

53. Do you sleep with the TV on?
Not if I can help it. I compromise and leave it on during the weekends for the husband.

54. Can you handle the truth?
Yes. It doesn't mean I like to, but I don't have issues with it.

55. Do you have good vision?
Hell yes...laser eye surgery will do that for ya.

56. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Yes.

57. How often do you talk on the phone?
Every day, although I try not to.

58. The last person you held hands with?
I think it was my niece.

59. What are you wearing?
Sweat pants, tee shirt.

60. What are your favorite top 3 animals?
My Calico Kitties. Lions and Deer (I take it the question is NOT 3 favorite animals to eat).

61. Where was your default picture taken?
Home.

62. Can you hula hoop?
Yes

63. Do you have a job?
Yes.

64. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Prenatal vitamins for my hair.

65. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Oh yea. Who hasn't?