Stalker Update

So, because I didn't take the truck to the dealership yesterday, I totally missed a message that the stalker left on the door handle of the Durango. The message reads:

"Good Morning!  It was nice to see you last night. I enjoyed hearing you sing. I just hope you weren't too bruised up from your fall.  You kind of threw me a curve ball when you said I was a player. I really didn't know how to respond. If that means being attracted to you, then I guess I am guilty! I hope you have a sparkling day - if you go look at that Camero - ask for Chris & tell him I sent you there! Call me: 503-###-####. I'd love to hang out with you & I'll even been your personal tour guide!!!  JP"

As I'm driving to the dealer, I start dissecting this action of his. and I start to get really weirded out by the whole thing.  Let's break this down Dizzy Style:

1.  The Durango was in a private parking Garage (there is a public part, but there's an arm that you have to use a WM key for to access where my Beast was parked. This means that he had to bypass the arm by walking past it.

2.  The Durango was parked on the 4th floor. This means he had to walk 4 floors of the parking garage looking for my beast. 

3.  The note was waiting for me for the next morning. Which means that after I left him standing on the street, he took his stalker ass to the garage,looked for the Durango, and wrote his note, in the middle of the night,so I would find it the next morning.

4.  A norman person would've just left a note at the front desk. 

Am I wrong here people? This is after me explaining to him that he's a player because he was hitting on me when he clearly came to see my (supposed) high school buddy!!!

Peeps, I'm just an average Jane here.  Well, looks-wise I'm an average Jane, but personality wise, I'd say I'm different, unusual and fun. But I'm nothing to go completely gaga over.  What is this guy's damage? I'm fairly comfortable that I could kick his ass if I had to, but I really am weirded out because I'm in foreign territory here.  These are not my stomping grounds, they're his!  I just need to keep my wits and common sense about me. I did let the resort peeps know, so we'll see what happens.  

I'm headed to Toro's for some sushi appetizers. I'll blog later tonight about the usual day's activities.