Thursday, December 19, 2013

Have a very Cheezy Christmas!!!


Wow…another Cheezy Christmas under my belt and a win for the Cheeziest gift (because some tasteless soul could possibly like it).  I gotta tell you though, the competition was fierce, and the two top winners…I felt…were the Tampon Flasks and the Genital hand gel..see below:

I was laughing so hard over these two that I really didn’t think I had a ghost of a chance of winning…especially since I used my backup gift because the butt floss was unavailable.

I think I’ve described the Cheezy Christmas in a prior blog post…but just in case… Around 2000, a group of us Ladies, known as the Trashies, started a Christmas tradition.  Originally, there was just 8 of us and we’d get together for Christmas and vie for who could bring in the most cheeziest Christmas present.  We even created a crown and the winner would display the crown for a year and have boasting rights.  Everyone was required to keep their cheezy gift on their desk for the year until the next Christmas. 

Well, word got out about what we were doing, and the fun we were having and people would beg to be a part of it.  The trick is making sure the RIGHT people are included. What do I mean by that?  Well, we’re not politically correct AT ALL!  If someone is a part of the Cheezy Christmas, they cannot take offense to anything said, shown or done.  Our group has grown to about 25 people…some retired now, and we’re still having just as much fun as ever. We’ve managed to stay under the radar, which is difficult around this place and people keep coming back and getting more and more creative.

This is an occasion that we all look forward to every year.  I'm thankful that we're all still here to enjoy it. 




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