Post Script...

I came home today and found some JackHole had messed with my gate again.  One side was off of the hinge and leaning on my neighbors fence and the other was wide open.  They had cut the rope and did more damage.  Second day in a row to be pissed off in the evening.

So Dizzy will be filing a police report online and contacting the Fire Marshall and informing them of the permanent barrier that I will be putting up.  If the fuckers want a fight...they got it.  They'll never get vehicle access again!  And the barrier that I put up will fuck up their vehicle beyond all recognition.  SUCK IT BITCHES!!!

And now I'm forced, yet again, to be a complete bitch!