Dizzy's an Ass Girl!

Yesterday I took a beating! I definitely had a list of things to complete so I could enjoy the Independence Holiday. Mowing the lawn was a killer.  I haven’t been watering because it’s all I can do to just maintain the weeds and mowing.  However, the dust was a killer.  I came out of the clouds of dirt being thoroughly covered, my face a streaking muddy mess due to the sweat that was coming down my face.  UGH…Good thing I was never issued a “Girly Girl” card, or it would’ve been revoked and shredded in front of my eyes!

I did set up the sprinkler and moved it to three areas to help tamp the dust down.  Maybe I’ll end up growing some lawn, who knows?  I need to purchase some Ortho Weed and plant killer and annihilate those damned “Jurassic park” fern things that keep growing around the house and the lawn.  There is no consistency to where they show up and grow…they’re just interspersed around the place.  The lawn mower cuts them, but they just keep proliferating!  What up with that?  I can see that I have my work cut out for me.

I did the lawn a little later in the evening due to the heat.  It was still 95 degrees when I got started.  I guess I finished close to 9 p.m., and I usually like to be in bed around 8 on a weekday.  It took me a little while to get settled for sleep and it didn’t help that I was stupid enough to put on the Alias series on NetFlix…. That’s all I need..to watch a butt-kicking female should send me right off to lala land…NOT.  However, I did see Bradley Cooper before he got famous….Heeelllooooo Bradley! There’s “Hot” and then there’s “Burning my finger on his Ass HOT”…He’s definitely the later.

I tend to be an ass girl.  Don’t ask me why.  My eyes seem to go right there when looking at a man.  Don’t get me wrong, I love guns, and legs and pecs, etc.  Only one time did a man’s eyes do me in, though I was rewarded with the fact that he had an exceptional ass too! Wanna see?  I think I can post it without giving up his identity....

That's What I'm Talkin' 'Bout!!! If I had a pic of the washboard abs I did...I'd post that too!

Other than that, I tend to look at the back end and OMG, I fascinate about grabbing on and digging my fingers in and yanking him closer, or licking the peach fuzz, and then lightly biting right on the curvature … wait..I need a minute.  Whew… I digress.  And Yes, Coop has a nice one!

Yeah, I know how ya’ll are.  You think only men fantasize and vocalize those kinds of thoughts.  Well I’m over the shy, non-vocal, demure thing.  There’s a time to be demure, but this isn’t it!  If you don’t tell a person what you want, and how you want it, you’re not going to get it, that’s the bottom line (no pun intended)! I’m becoming more uninhibited as I get older. I think about the years I’ve wasted not being able to talk about what I want or enjoy or need…although I had no problems about asking my husband what he wanted or needed, etc. Life is too short to not have the kind of sex life that makes your toes curl, your skin slick with sweat and noises that only come from being satisfied! 

One day, the man that does this for me...all the time...will be mine!  Until then, well, life goes on, as does work, home, bills, etc.  Sorry Peeps.  While I didn't mean to turn this blog post into an x-rated porn blog (and believe me...that was tame, I've done much worse with a pen and scented sheet of paper), I just don't necessarily need to keep silent about that either. You're only as sick as your secrets!